how can you manage to get paralized when jumping into water? did he aim for another person or jump in the wrong direction?

or if you dont have an accomplice tie the phone to a dog. activate gps. and register it to http://www.tangogps.org/friends/ and you can find the dog again. let the crond make make the alibi calls with a prerecorded message. just be quick so the battery doesnt run out.

this article reminds of of a movie i recently watched: a woman calls the russian embassy from her mobile phone and her first words are: "Are we on a secure line?" but it was kind of disturbing being the only one in the cinema laughing about that...

since the gravitation force is ~M_blackhole*M_milkyway and F_bh=m_bh*a i dont think the trajectorie is dependent on the mass of the particle in the first order as long as m_bhm_milkyway

what about taking counter measures like producing senseless traffic? most people (at least the kind of ppl i know) do have a 6-16mbit connection. it shouldnt be too hard to script a spider that just gets page after page from random servers. or to avoid punishing innocent hosters with useless traffic just let it get pages from the isps using phorm.