" Not following Agile correctly is responsible for only a very small portion of that crap
..." - Sentenced clipped, but not to change context
Nice Tautology. If it works, you followed it correctly, and if it didn't work, you didn't follow it "correctly" (as if there is such a thing as following it correctly.)
Bravo !
"More crap software has been the result of it (in my opinion as a 30+ year software engineering professional) than just about anything else."
Don't say "In your opinion" when it is a fact.
"The problem is when people skip design and jump strait into dev and assume a sky scrapper can be built with no real planning."
Bingo x 10. This is the problem in our industry, and it is woefully evident by simply polling the masses. Most people think that "Software Engineer" is a "snooty" way of saying "programmer." In other words, more than 80% of the peope "in the industry" are under-qualified or unqualified.
"Also, stop the nonsense about duress-passwords. They do not work."
I was trying to figure out what you are talking about, then it occurred to me that you have no idea know what you are talking about.
"Someone has probably posted it while I typed this though..."
That is because it was so obvious that it would have been best if nobody linked to it. Before I even clicked on the link to the article I knew some asshat was going to link to that xkcd comic.
"I am, therefore I am." -- Akira