"Going back to FUD again... the automatic, unblockable upgrades only applies to Home users"
So it is not FUD because it is true? Interesting.
"I see even Slashdot isn't immune to getting suckered into posting fake news?"
That statement doesn't make any sense at all. It implies that Slashdot has some very well respected reputation for vetting their news.
"I'm pretty sure no one wants someone else to be able to load that kind of crap on their phones, but if you can do it, they can do it, too."
Somebody should invent passwords!
"Heavens forbid that the best candidates are picked! Oh the horror!"
Evidently you aren't particularly bright. Only 1 women was hired for 1,231 men. That is indisputable Prima Facia evidence that picking the best candidate is exactly what couldn't possibly have happened, your absurd implication that all women are incompetent not withstanding..
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.