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Comment For $450 (Score 0) 363

by twoears on Tuesday July 17, 2012 @10:45AM (#40673703) Attached to: It Costs $450 In Marketing To Make Someone Buy a $49 Nokia Lumia

For $450 I can buy a pretty decent office chair.

Comment Reinventing the wheel (Score 1) 557

by twoears on Wednesday July 11, 2012 @09:21AM (#40613679) Attached to: Is It Time To End Our Love Affair With the QWERTY Keyboard?

The day this becomes popular will be the day the US goes metric. Nuff sed.

Comment I know of a perfect place for those 97MM pages (Score 1) 119

by twoears on Friday July 06, 2012 @11:51PM (#40573061) Attached to: After Android Trial, Google Demands $4M From Oracle

Lanai. Aloha, Larry!

Comment It sounds as though (Score 1) 445

by twoears on Wednesday May 23, 2012 @12:45PM (#40089963) Attached to: Facebook, Zuckerberg Sued Over IPO

the honeymoon is over for Zuckerberg.

Comment It's not just you (Score 1) 291

by twoears on Friday May 18, 2012 @12:13PM (#40042165) Attached to: HP To Cut 30,000 Jobs

The use of H.P. is pretty rare. Nearly as bothersome is the use of H-P by the press. Nobody says I.B.M., do they? Then why H.P.? I've never owned an H.P. product or H-P product, but lots of HP calculators, printers, computers, etc.

Comment He sounds like (Score 1) 107

by twoears on Sunday May 13, 2012 @06:05PM (#39989281) Attached to: Resumegate Continues At Yahoo: Thompson Out As CEO, Levinsohn In

He sounds like some kind of....oh wait, that's the company name.

Comment Not until (Score 1) 492

by twoears on Sunday May 06, 2012 @02:22PM (#39909433) Attached to: Is Google the New Microsoft?

Not until Sergei starts throwing chairs.

Comment One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, rock (Score 1) 380

by twoears on Tuesday March 27, 2012 @07:39PM (#39491295) Attached to: When I drive, I place my hands at ...

We're gonna rock around the clock tonight...

Comment Because (Score 1) 389

by twoears on Sunday March 04, 2012 @03:50AM (#39237073) Attached to: Why Did It Take So Long To Invent the Wheel?

Because they wanted to make sure they got it right the first time?

Comment Ergo the expression (Score 1) 458

by twoears on Thursday February 16, 2012 @05:16PM (#39065937) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Dividing Digital Assets In Divorce?

All your data belong to us.

Comment Yet another failure, like Wave? (Score 2) 80

by twoears on Monday February 06, 2012 @08:38PM (#38948119) Attached to: Google 'Solve For X' Website Goes Live

Looks like a solution in search of a problem.

Comment Substantive proof (Score 2) 171

by twoears on Friday February 03, 2012 @04:16PM (#38919953) Attached to: Chinese Boy Claims To Have Cat-Like Night Vision

that you are what you eat.

Comment Speaking of living (Score 1) 428

by twoears on Sunday January 22, 2012 @03:42AM (#38779255) Attached to: Megaupload Shutdown: Should RapidShare and Dropbox Worry?

He'd have almost certainly escaped any legal problems once everything was shut down, and he could've just quietly taken his money and lived high off the hog for the rest of his life.

One look at Kim and you know the guy didn't miss many meals. Talk about living high off the hog...he was a living example.

I'm betting he'll commit suicide. He's already tried eating himself to death.

Comment Buh-bye! (Score 0) 79

by twoears on Wednesday December 21, 2011 @04:31PM (#38452640) Attached to: Microsoft Says Goodbye To CES

Don't let any chairs hit you on the way out!

Comment So what about (Score 1) 312

by twoears on Friday November 18, 2011 @10:56AM (#38098160) Attached to: Microsoft Patent Aims To Curb Obnoxious Employee Behavior

So what about spitting on people (Gates) and throwing chairs (you know who)? And what about cursing?

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