Everybody, everywhere is a TERROR-WRIST!
Let's start putting them in FEMA camps for their protection! FEMA camps? why they're only for housing people during a "emergency", no? And the guard towers, electrified barbed/concertina wire fences is just to insure that the interned are "safe" no?
In the (future) land of the "free", "freedom" will mean that you are kept happily distracted while you are slowly and methodically herded into a slave labor camp where you will be kept medicated while you work for a Chinese company 12 hours a day, 6 days a week until you "retire" and are surreptitiously turned into cat food.
Just a joke?