No, by shooting someone in real life you get to be in a video game!

The wallpaper doesn't let my video projector display Battlefield Earth.

I could have been cleared, but I posted as an Anonymous Coward.

What are the odds the explicit site is mirrored on Steve Ballmer's personal computer?

They could incorporate the phone feature into the game and make it so you have to talk to other people and build relationships. As you advance further along in the game, you must choose a career path. You will randomly get calls from your boss asking you to come in early or on your day off. If you choose not to follow the path, you end up 30 years old living in your mom's basement and have to put up with her constant nagging about how you never help out around the house or pay for your share of the phone bill.
 
That's crazy. I totally help out around the house. Who do you think set up the home network?

I just went into the DMV to renew my license and it was expensive and rigorous.

Apple has been known to take a long time to review many apps. If they were to have games rated through the ESRB, how much longer the process would take? On the same note, how much longer would it take to resubmit your app for approval if there is a rating dispute?

I hope the Intel employees don't get too distracted by random visits from USB co-inventor Ajay Bhatt.

They could release an adult version of Project Natal that tracks 49 joints. That would make for a VERY interactive experience.

The best part is you can flip the device over when you make a mistake and pretend to pour Wite-Out®.

It's my assumption that while making the threat he was sweating profusely.

I get like zero bars in my dumpster.

A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night, and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain and the woman says, 'Hey, it was only $5, what did you expect... lobster?'

The next logical step would be a controller that you can actually wear on your hand like a large glove. It would be so bad!

Agreed. There was no need for it in the first place. Sometimes politics is like when you dangle a person over a cliff, but then pull them back up and act like the hero.