Well I for one, Do consider the humans of Earth to be SPECIAL. And I have to wonder why they aren't all wearing those 'special helmets' in order to chew gum and walk at the same time?...Or am I thinking of politicians?

"...Plus, we'd be ABLE to go to prison...". Oh my, just beat the shit out of your bosses head with your laptop...you'll be ABLE to go to real easy.

I'd like this in the form of nanobots, or an aerosolized inhaler with bio-engineered viruses that target the skins melenin. And I'd like it mind controlled, so I can put up what I want where I want when I want if I want.

Use a nuclear cannon to blast one small ORION-type ship into orbit.

Oh, wait...V would kill them.

Maybe.

And just how much fu$cking 'spam energy' would we save if we fu$cking legalized marijuana? And if you can't wrap your pea-brains around that; contemplate how much fu$cking spam energy could be saved if junk mail were eliminated from the postal service. *carbon footprint*carbon footprint*carbon footprint*you are bad*you are bad*you are bad*carb..... No, wait. How about slitting your throats (saves bullets) and using your guts as violin strings instead? How much 'spam energy' would THAT save?

*Omidreza Mirsayafi* *Park Dae-sung*

You're my hero! I nominate YOU as Borg leader!

If we ever go to war with Russia, we support Russia. We support every other country in the world that is not the regime of united states.

I am not a cAt...I aM not a caT...i Am n0t a cat!

I'm Mickey Mouse!

Even Ford Fairlaine intuitivley must have known, when he promissed to slam a cheese buger down his girls throat.

I like the one where the guy sings about 'doin' your mom'.

Whao! "...filthey chutney ferret..." Damn. That made me almost breath my coffee! I'd tell you to keep up the good work, but who knows what you'd read into that?