...Better ideas for cutting down on deaths: bigger bumpers, lower speed limit (like 45), tougher driving tests, taking away licenses more aggressively, mandating disc brakes...

I'm with ya on most of this...but yikes dude. If you need a speed limit of 45 when in REVERSE, I think you may be doing something wrong...

I never really understood why a whole new law had to be introduced for cell phones/GPS's. most jurisdictions that I know of have some sort of punishment for "driving without due care and attention". they tend to have heavier consequences than the newer you-can't-touch-a-phone laws...but a car smashing into a biker has the same results whether that driver was napping, or texting..

also ensure to not use any "memorex" gear.....seeing as their tagline is 'Is it live, or is it memorex?'

if you notice, they are calling Apple's version iOS not IOS(note the lower case 'i' character, which is Apple's thing)...and of course, they did get permission.

there is no need for a technical solution..assuming this is for a business, fire anyone who decides to infect a company-owned PC with malware. (make sure your AUP/HR Policies *clearly* state this).

ideally this would let you uninstall any anti-virus on end-user PC's, which will increase performance...you still need to do some checking at the perimeter of course.

a lot of places do this by watching your mouse actions (the right click). if this is the case, and if you are using Windows, another way around it is to use shift-F10 instead of the right-click.

I've known a few people with the same opinion as you with respect to helping family (specifically parents) with tech support. They could not understand how I could spend the amount of time I did on the phone with my dad/mom...

the only way I could explain it was as follows:
my parents taught me the value of shitting in the toilet, not in my pants/bed/living room.

They spent many many hours cleaning up way worse messes that I created then any mess they can create on their PC (they don't do online banking or shopping).

of course, the above leaves out the rest of the stuff that they have taught me as I grew up, and even the stuff they continue to teach me now (house/car/garden repair maintenance etc)..

you clearly need to upgrade your calculator to the latest TI X-99999 with the hacked firmware, it knows the *answers* to all!

sometimes it takes a while for companies to catch on to the latest trends, and demands of today's culture.

If I sell you a garage for 2 bucks a month, you might wonder but you will probably take the deal. Then you come around and notice that someone else is already standing in the space I sold you, and I tell you that you're allowed to use that space to park your car but only when it's free. Would you be happy? I guess not.

thats a great way to highlight how you should read the contract you sign when purchasing a service. Apparently, the garage you are operating is only for people to stand in, not park cars. I tells ya, I would be some ticked if I rolled into your garage with this huge smile on face because I just found the best deal in the world..monthly parking for 2 bucks!! wooohoo! then as I go to pull into my new spot.. I see that there is a guy standing there. I honk the horn and try to wave him threw..but he just stays..sipping on his coffee and shoots me a dirty look. so I honk again..and he yells 'this spot is taken..find another!'.

(I realize that you probably meant that there is another car parked in my brand new spot..but I just couldn't get that picture out of my head. a guy just standing in a car-sized space in garage. haha)