Irony: Cyclists who ride down the middle of a road built for cars complaining about pedestrians walking down the middle of a path built for bikes.

I rented a Ford Focus. It has all these screens, keypads and shit.

There was one very large button labeled Radio. I pressed it and nothing happened. Turns out that you had the press the much smaller button only labeled Vol to turn the radio on. Then there were these button on the center console, right in the middle and above the volume button. Unlabeled. Left to tune down, right to tun up...right? Nope. It control the "feature selection" on a screen on the dash. Tuning buttons were much smaller and in the upper right and only labeled with a left arrow and right arrow.

Then I looked down by the shifter. There, was a placard that said, "Powered by Microsoft".

Men are much, much better at that after age...of, 12 or so give or take a few years.

Temp forecast for today is a seasonable 98F.

I'll stick with my truck. You can bike all you want...just stay out of my way.

Ha! I suspect it would more likely be bricked.

I'm keeping my car and my truck and my motorcycle.

I can work on all three and keep them running for decades.

How many groceries can you carry?

How often do you go grocery shopping?

I'll be sure to carry a supply of D cell batteries I can toss to any electric car owner I see on the side of the road, completely out of juice.

Say, how much electricity can you carry in a 2 gallon container?

Isn't that some kind of Privilege?

Is Jesse Jackson going to get involved?

Complete Adrenalectomy.

Done at 7AM on Monday went home noon on Tuesday afternoon. Nothing but Tylonel, pain free by Wed morning. Dr. said less than a cup of blood was lost.

Now I have 5 cool looking, little holes that I tell people were gunshot wounds.

He used a Da Vinci robot.

Alternative was open surgery, complete with a 6 inch incision and a week in the hospital.

Firing a weapon in a populated area except in defense of life and limb is a colossally stupid idea and patently against the law, just because your privacy is being violated is no excuse.

Baseballs, slingshots, yarn, hosing it down, etc. All fair game I bet.

So if a neighbor was looking over the fence, you'd have at him with a shotgun?

This is a universally a very bad idea.

Discharging any weapon in a populated area except at a proper range or in defense of your life is generally illegal and a very bad idea.

I suspect he would be facing the same charges if he were merely shooting crows in his backyard.

Or, if you are in an environment managed by CSC and THEY chase versions so they can charge, you'll come in on a Monday and everything has gone to shit.

WTF M.S?