The Leader is gratified that your prove his point that oppressed masses throughout the world laud the technological strides that makes the DPRK the leader in advancement and computer science (III) throughout the world. He offers you a place at his side in the coming revolution. [you are likely to be eaten by a grue]

...will vacate the human residence.

Unfortunately true. It's like Tommy Lee Jones says in Men in Black, "A person is smart. People are dumb..."

If only there were more persons and less people...

...consarn it!

...bother downloading an entire porn movie? The innumerable porn versions of youtube that are out there provide plenty of free material for, er, whatever you need it for. Whether 5 minutes or an hour, it's out there and with all the variety you've come to expect. Er, so I hear.

Just send up a guy with a jet pack and a baseball bat...let reentry take care of the rest.

At least in the soviet era, the brutal attack was expected...and even anticipated. After the fall of the "state," everyone expected change. Something like this is kinda like your grandmother hitting you with a baseball bat for eating a chocolate that she gave you.

Between Mars and Jupiter, huh? You mean right where the asteroid belt is? And there are asteroids in it? Wow.

...check out this thread this thread. Pics and responses from the builders on pages 1, 4, 8, 10, and 15. This is a seriously awesome project.