- Cuz it sucked

Guess I'm gonna buy some health insurance... stock, that is..

This was it

R.I.P.

Real good! A little extra lube was required in some places, but on the whole, things are looking up.

you just have to be in the right business

It's this bullshit about "classified/confidential" that's such a load. Talk about tabloid, yellow bellied... You'd think it was on the front page of Slashdot, with all its nonsense about "leaks" and "liver transplants"...

Now, in actually more notable, verifiable news...

The new brown... I do admit.. it's a very nice shade.

Yep, plenty of that going around.

Procedure overrules justice.

Gee! I sure am glad the dems won the election. I was worried there for a second that the war might end.

And you houseflies out there..Look out! Obama's gunnin' for ya. Don't be tryin' to steal any camera time from him.

Damn right

Can't handle the sniffles. GTFAFM!!! Goddamn fruits

There goes another 106 bil. Eh, whatever. I do find the republicans sudden distaste for (some)pork somewhat amusing. Of course it should be obvious that about 80% of the money goes to the biggest pork barrel of them all. Note it's not called the "war" anymore. Now it's the "troops". Ain't that sweet. The tunnel looks as dark as it ever has. But hey! Not a bear in sight...

That certainly remains to be seen, considering all the money you're doling out to Wall Street... Anyway...

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton dismissed on Friday arguments that Israel and the Bush administration had an understanding under which Israel could keep expanding Jewish settlements on the West Bank.

Nice show they're putting on, but how far it goes is anybody's guess.

Evidently some creditors are more equal than others, but is it really illegal? If it is, why are we allowing it?