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Comment Re:No (Score 1) 186

You get used to saying "I'm a computer expert" when you talk to the people who believe in pixie dust. It's just that sometimes you have to tell them that their problem lies in a different field and they have to talk to someone else. If you are wondering why, just try telling them something like "I'm highly trained and experienced in removal of viruses and various other types of malware". You know what they'll do? They'll try to get you to install windows for them, or fix their corrupted MSWord documents. They don't understand a thing you've said, so they assume you can and will do anything, or worse yet, they'll ask you to explain all those words they don't even know the vaguest thing about, understand none of it, then still ask you to fix their corrupted word doc because they don't want to pay microsoft to do it.
It saves everyone a lot of time to just say "I'm a computer expert", and when it's not something you know about, send them to someone who does know that particular area.

I'm the one that had the call where the user kept typing "right click" every time the instructions told him to right-click on something. And you know, that's not even the worst call. (And I'm not even going to detail the numerous people that think scheduled events will work when the desktops have no power. Or the callers than want you to help them when the computer doesn't have a monitor or a keyboard, and the user can't get into the locked room, which wouldn't matter because they don't have the password either.)

Comment Re:The (in)justice system (Score 1) 291

Don't forget that you were pulled over for going 3 mph over the limit, and as your corpse lays slowly cooling in the ditch the police have already taken all the money from your wallet, have driven off in your car, and are on they way over to your house to confiscate it and will sell it off at auction, unless of course they'd rather keep it 'for the department'.
Heck, they do most of that now in some places in the US.

Comment Over 50 drug purchases. (Score 1) 129

Really? So were they gathering evidence, or getting ready for a big agency party?
Last I've heard, they can arrest and charge with a single transaction without any problem, so why so bloody many for this?
Maybe it was good shit and they wanted to stock up, especially since they knew other agents would steal 90% of it from the evidence storage.

Comment Re:Be Concerned About More than Computer Hack (Score 1) 52

I remember the car alarms in San Antonio going off all the time. (Virtually everyone had car alarms in San Antonio.) They'd go off if someone honked their horn, walked by the car, or in one case, used the neighbors doorbell.
On a pet peeve note, the cars with alarms that would tell me to "step away from the car" when I walked past on the sidewalk always went off, but that was because I would reply by jumping on the bumper to set it off. You may own your car douchebag, but you don't own the space around it. (Excluding the property you own, but that's not where your car was parked idiot.)

Comment Re:Sounds like concentrated bullshit.... (Score 1) 52

Only if it can be remotely accessed, or if there is a physical access than can be utilized with greater ease than the rest of the vehicles security.
If something like that is the case, your security 'expert' is most likely a brain damaged rhesus monkey, kind of like the guy that suggests you leave your loaded gun on the front porch.

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