The Hobbit just isn't as cinematic a story as LOTR.

They're trying to help you. Because you can't be trusted to click on the thing they want you to.

Next thing you know, you'll be restricted to 100ml bottles of liquids...

Why would anyone want to go to a hotel with anything less than a half-gallon of vodka?

"completely automated, even senses when a cat poops and cleans up afterwards."

My 10 month old Irish setter does the same exact thing. The only downside is that her breath is not really kissably-sweet afterwards.

Oxymoronically, the real Anonymous are incarcerated.

And they are the last "real" Anonymous, right?

I think you're full of shit.

*You mentioned elsewhere in the topic that you're from Chicago and you know a lot of Bears fans. I'm writing with the assumption that you are also a Bears fan.

I hope you're happy, now. You've made me cry again. How many times do I have to relive this trauma?.

Oh, and Democrats are constantly saying racist things. I live in Chicago, remember? There are Democrats here that are every bit as bad as Republicans. We live in a racist country. Racism is part of the deal. But here on the verge of 2015, at least it's a source of embarrassment, which I choose to see as progress. And only Republicans make a political strategy out of it.

But given that I've seen people disappear to reach into the glove box for a CD and fiddle with removing the previous, and change the CD while in heavy traffic

Brother, in my day, I could swap out an 8-track with a beer in one hand and a joint in the other while driving a stick shift on the Eisenhower Expressway at 8:45am. On mexican quaaludes.

Don't look at me like that. I was the designated driver. You should have seen the guys in the back seat.

Fun fact: There's no Republicans involved in this story. Like most Hollywood types, the Sony exec here GAVE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY TO OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN.

All that tells us is their money is on the winner.

Fun fact: Just because I draft Tom Brady in my fantasy league doesn't mean I'm a Patriots fan.

You mad, bro?

So, you're implying the majority of blacks dislike Republicans? Stereotype much, you bigot?

Yeah, it's not like there are any votes or anything where 90% of black people completely reject Republicans.

Oh wait...

Excuse me...Republican here...90% of my friends are black.

This is the nuclear version of "some of my best friends are black".

"ALMOST ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE BLACK #NotAllRepublicans"

and,

"I'M DOWN WITH KANYE AND LOVE THICK BROADS TOO! AND I'M WHITE!"

Which anonymous "made a statement"?

The Brooklyn anons or the Westchester anons? Did it come straight from the president of Anonymous or maybe the board of directors? Or is it maybe THESE anons?: http://motherboard.vice.com/re...

Now you're learning of the inherent problem with anonymous, leaderless groups, cuck.

Is that all of you anons? Two?

Pitiful.

So you're absolutely right, better to ask what is proper etiquette WITH ANY CULTURE

If you live in the US and are an executive with a multinational corporation, and you still have to ask what is proper etiquette in dealing with a highly educated and well-traveled black man, you are either 1) clueless , 2) a Republican or 3) a racist.

Believe it or not, you'll never go wrong by just treating American people as people, regardless of their skin color. It works surprisingly well. On the off-chance that I encounter a black person, living as I do on the near West Side of Chicago, it usually turns out that they're generally regular people who laugh at funny sitcoms, enjoy well-made movies and good food and think the Bears should fire their entire coaching staff.

In the end of the movie Kim Jung-un turns out to be a pretty fun guy (aside from the debauchery and keeping the population in slavery and all

Hey, nobody's perfect.