Not giving notice will look bad to both your new employer and your old. Why care about your old? You may end up working with some of those people again. Best to leave on a good note. During my most recent job change, my old employer expected 4 weeks notice. Obviously, my new employer was not happy to hear that. In the end I compromised and gave 3 weeks. While no one was ecstatic, they both understood that I was trying to be as fair as possible.

But my speed tests show 13Mb down, so GREAT DEAL!

"As part of the filibuster, Rand Paul will be reading through the script of 'Battlestar Galactica'. His aides are out shopping for an appropriately slinky red dress." Serious, heard it on reddit.

I only consume unleaded ice cream. Am I still susceptible?

Yes, it's obvious that Bank of America produced that video. Now excuse me while I go throw pinecones at the moon in support of the Kyoto treaty.

Can I be sued for criticizing his lawsuit? Sir, I hereby criticize your lawsuit.

Someone should have called these folks in to testify at the Jammie Thomas-Resset hearings yesterday!

Yes, I expect my end users will soon be patching software themselves. Time to start looking for a new profession...

This is a good idea. While ponies will not help to secure code, they make everyone feel better. Additionally, log in users over a secure connection and never email passwords. Wait, er, /.