Half as young?

Yo. Just don't install the apps that need too many permissions. Then you don't gotta root your phone, and you won't fuck up your battery life.

Sorry that you explicitly said "give me control" and proceeded to trash it.

Academics need to compete for grant money. You can't just ignore securing funding - if you do, you're out your job.

(she)

If you "make a joke" by waving a weapon at cops who have just surrounded your vehicle... you're not very bright.

Whooshed.

Seriously. Stop worrying about "what if somebody takes my stuff."

"I'm worried about somebody taking my stuff while I'm gone."
"SHOOT THEM."

Good job.

Sure, only 3% of your players give you money if you're free-to-play. But if 3% of players of a F2P game is more than 100% of players of a $3 game, it doesn't matter. It's like arguing "If we implement super-awesome-DRM, our piracy will go down to 1%" without an understanding that these actions may hurt total sales.

Relative numbers are pretty useless without the bigger picture.

I have no idea why you're maintaining that "Republicans" create these bugs, and I'm, like, a socialist.

You heard it here first: Sex workers not being able to keep their money in a bank is worse than the Holocaust.

This fucking website, man.

Netflix isn't the bad guy here.

You, uh, don't take the bus very often, do you? I haven't seen any public bus, in any city I've lived, with seatbelts, without sideways seats (at least in the back), without standing room, or that stays at less than 30 MPH.

Seriously, if you were anything else, you wouldn't pine for the 50's.

White male tears are my favorite beverage. :)