Hydrogen is too scary for passenger blimps. People wouldn't like them even if they had ejectors and parachutes.
Speak for yourself...
Follow-up: what do you suppose are some of the best ways to defend against tyranny?
Moat. Can't go wrong with a moat.
Am I the only person who immediately thought of the scene in Monsters vs. Aliens where Dr. Cockroach revealed that his Ph.D. WA in Dance?
Yes.
Well, hopefully I'll get a new dishwasher sometime but I doubt it'll be networked.
A man can dream.
Take my advice, find a job you are happy with and make it the fun place!
Nerf guy alert...
My response to that company:
"I quit, because you're a fucking moron. Have a nice life....chump."
+1 anthropomorphic
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.