Bible movies anyone?

Maybe a return to ninja movies, like in the 80s.

Ninja bible movies.

Pharoh (Noriyuki Morita) sends his soldiers to enslave a village of Israeli peasants. The peasants flee their rice fields, lamenting 'Oy gevalt, Pharoh-san' as the soldiers burn their bamboo huts to the ground. Moses (Chow Yun-Fat) appears over the crest of a nearby hill, and quickly assesses the situation. Drawing his sword he proceeds to defend the villagers, taking down soldier after soldier, until he is betrayed and rendered unconscious by a blow from behind by Judas (Michelle Yeoh, but wearing a fake beard).

Moses is captured and bound, then dragged before Pharoh, whereup Moses challenges him to single combat. Not sure who'll win in the screenplay version, but I picture fights with the combatants effortlessly skimming atop the rice-filled Nile River, bounding from fig tree to fig tree, with the climax of the fight on top of a pyramid.

I know that you believe you understand what you think you wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you wrote is not what you meant.

Inconceivable!

ah well shit, it sounds dangerous. we all need to give up and go back to living like the amish.

Good lord, man - don't you know how radiocative the Amish are? Wham! Wham! [1]





[1] I have no idea what George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley have to do with radiation, but all the cool posters seem keep mentioning them, so I'll just play along.

Please, enlighten the world, what in your estimation constitutes a 'reasonable amount'?

People in the same income group as myself should pay less. People in other income groups should pay more. As far as I can tell, this is an almost universal definition of 'reasonable' when it comes to taxes, regardless of income level or tax rate.

Do you know how much you pay today if you earn more than 500Kin Connecticut today?

Given that the median household income for CT in 2009 was $67K, I'm betting there's a whole lot of people in that state who would love a chance to find out what a $500K income looks like, despite the ruinous taxation rates you claim. ("Hi honey, got good news and bad news. I quit my $67K job for one that pays $500K, but roman_mir says that means I'll barely bring home $250K after taxes." Spouse: "Okay, so what's the bad news?")

"You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it."

Hah, that's just what they want you to believe.

So, exactly how is BHO "head and shoulders above GWB"?

I think the GP was engaging in a bit of hyperbole - while BHO is taller than GWB, the difference is more comparable to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (Homer voice: "Mmmmmm...PB&J...")

Abe Lincoln vs James Madison - now that's head and shoulders. (Zombie voice: "Mmmmmmm...head and shoulders...")

Imagine what happened when he got fixated on pussy!

I think you're getting your physicists confused - Schrödinger's the one with the pussy fixation...

Actually, the Chicago Manual of Style allows " Asus' " as an alternative to "Asus's". Just make sure to be consistent.

Let me fix that for you:

Actually, the Chicago Manual of S'tyle allows' " As'us' " as' an alternative to "As'us's'". Jus't make s'ure to be cons'is'tent.

Now that's' cons'is'tent! Whoo-hoo - gonna get me 100% on my next Englis'h es's'ay for s'ure! Thanks' S'las'dot!

Apparently, it hasn't leared how to spell yet.

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"Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error."
<NELL-9000/>

Think of the social networking!

${PersonName} has just sentenced someone to death lol

${DefendentName} dislikes this
${DefendentName} says: Do Not Want!

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${DefendentName} says: no, srsly, i rly dont wanna die, just couldn't resist the lolz

Ritchie was recently chosen to hold one of seven smartcards that can rebuild the root key that underpins this system' called DNSSEC (Domain Name System Security Extensions).

I thought the dwarves got seven cards. And, the humans got nine... and the elves three. Or, am I mixing something up?

No no, you've got it right. It's just that, well, Ritchie's not all that tall, and he's got a beard...

NTP solved this ages ago by distributing atomic clock accuracy through the network.

You probably missed the point that the project is based in Australia. NTP doesn't work down there, because the Coriolis effect makes Australian clocks turn the opposite way of clocks in the Northern Hemisphere, just like their toilets swirl the other direction. This creates a problem, since many distros have NTP enabled by default, which causes the system clock to run backwards on Australian computers - really makes a mess of the logs, screensavers activate an hour before the computer is turned on, all sorts of odd things. If you start looking at the RADclock code, you'll find that it's surprisingly simple and elegant - they simply reverse the byte order of the NTP messages, and - voila! - their clocks can now run forwards while remaining synchronized.

This explanation brought to you by a six-pack of Fosters.

i have never understood why some people take such great pride in hating something

Yeah, I hate it when people act that way!

You might as well ask whether a rock is an introvert or an extrovert.

Definitely introverts. I've sat and talked to rocks all day long, and they hardly ever say a thing back. Talk about shy. Way different than daisies - those things never stop chattering. Total extroverts. (What's that you say, Mr. Day-Glo Green Squirrel? Another tab of acid? Oh, I really couldn't. Well, okay, if you're sure there's enough for everyone.)

Have we just been baited into reading crap for no good reason? Does that qualify as scam? Scam baiting? Or Baiting scam?

Either way, one thing we can be sure of is that the author is a master baiter.

<cricket chirps/>

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!