Ladies and Gentlemen... now for a special treat we have the big, the bad the ugly Bill Gates! *hiss* *boo* *hiss*
Tonight Mr. Gates will be doing a rendition of Sucidal Tendancies' "Pledge Your Allegiance"!

PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE

MS!
MS!
MS!
MS!
MS!
MS!
MS!
MS!

I never said I don't like Linus T - I just don't like Linux
You say I got way too much money - I charge a fair price for my stuff
You say I control the market - I just give people security
You say Windows is a joke - but how come it's always used, it's always used

CHORUS
Cause you are gonna use - MS!
And it will always be - MS!
Don't dual boot on me - MS!
Hate the DOJ - MS!
Love the Blue Screen - MS!
Just you upgrade now - MS!
You got to do it soon - MS!
You gotta do it soon - MS!

We have no fear of communists they can all go to hell
Are we supposed to follow the full law - or should we just fold up and die?
And how can you call us stupid - when you don't run our software anyway?
And how can you call us evil - have you spoken to God today -
And what did I say?

CHORUS

As long as your box boots - pledge your allegiance

You can call me ugly - but I still do not give a damn
How you gonna judge me - you don't have the money that I do
Why don't you ever trust me when I'm smiling - is it a sin to be rich?
And why should I repent when there's nothin' wrong with anything that I've
done

CHORUS

Pledge your allegiance....................................................

MSFT!
MSFT!
MSFT!

So /. finally caught up with Kur5hin in the journal department.