I'm guessing the parent actually knew that, since he mentioned strip mining, which is the most common way to produce nickel.

Lithium, on the other hand, is extracted from saltwater.

There aren't enough mod points in the world for you, sir.

I laughed till I cried. Be sure to watch the surprise ending.

Want to see something really crazy?

You can probably flash your Sansa firmware to Rockbox

Then you can run various apps on it (even DOOM!), in addition to playing more formats.

Did somebody accidentally the internet again?

If after a year or more of college, you think OpenGL and Oracle are programming languages, maybe CS isn't the right major for you.

As others have suggested, try a trade school or community college. They will be happy to teach you to be a single language code monkey, without bogging you down with complicated high-level concepts like "what is a programming language?"

about 4 years ago.

That's funny, after using Drupal to build dozens successful of websites, I wasn't aware it was "broken".

However, if by "fix" you mean "further improve", then yes please.

Yes, Citrix, also the guys that support the open source Xen virtualization platform.