You know, it takes fewer keystrokes to type "red" and "blue". But I guess then you wouldn't gain as many geek points.

That just puts you at risk of losing an eye as well as a USB drive.

That's what happens when you stop using Lynx as your porn browser!

It's a public safety issue! The less wires the better for the next time the city floods.

Nanomachines evolving into humanoids? Sounds more like Stargate than BSG.

Misspelled non sequitur?

That's preposterous!

Why would you want the Next Gen consoles? They explode every time the Enterprise gets fired on!

Clearly the star was going to go supernova and threaten the entire galaxy, so Ambassador Spock took one for the team by dropping some red matter into it...

How tight is it right now?

Aren't US American's what?

I think you mean "nauseated". Nauseous means that you make other people feel nausea... oh wait, never mind!

No, I think that was Yoda.

Decoded, the pattern spells out the message: "Haha, it's me, God, I existed along"

Really? Specifically Star Trek's Warp Drive is possible?

So does that mean some day interstellar travellers will be able to disinfect their computer systems of a cheese virus by using the warp field to heat the ship? And we'll be able to travel through time by using it to fly around the sun? And rerouting Warp power through the deflector dish will be used to solve any problem?