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Comment Re:Ha (Score 3, Informative) 272

As someone who wields a 7-figure IT budget and has dealt with Dell I agree. No surprise at all. I'm actually surprised that they still have corporate customers. If those of us with large budgets making high volume purchases have a hard time dealing with them then what kind of service does a small business get? I tried Dell out due to their slightly lower prices but I've learned my lesson and I'll stick to Lenovo.
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Submission + - Apple Losing iAd Clients

adeelarshad82 writes: Apple iAd's 17 launch partners are now down to only 15. Chanel and Adidas have both decided not to continue their advertisment campaigns with the company due to slow progress and creative differences. Adidas is the bigger blow of the two to Apple; the company's advertisement campaign was worth $10 million. But it's not as if iAds haven't brought success for companies that have managed to get their advertising off the ground. Both Nissan & Unilever are happy with the way their ads are performing.

Comment Re:I work with 2 of the authors (Score 1) 575

I'll field this one.

We made collect calls to 3 phone numbers on their planet and asked them to flush their toilets and tell us which way the water spun. The first reported that the water in their toilet evaporates before they can flush. The second reported that the water freezes before they can flush. The third was able to successfully flush and reported that the water didn't spin, it just went straight down.

Comment Re:Alien Interview (Score 1) 498

I just read it and it sounds a lot like Scientology. And it's very hard to believe anything that's written in it: the universe is trillions of years old. This alien claims to be billions of years old, 600 million years ago worked at a bio tech company that worked to create life for earth.. We're all immortal souls. There's no evolution, all life on earth was created by various intergalactic corporations, and the best part... it's all patented. Earth is a prison planet where undesirables of alien civilizations are banished to live in eternity. No self respecting alien civilization would inhabit earth: it has heavy gravity, dense atmosphere, volcanoes, earth quakes, the landmass moves too much.

Hmm what else... This area of our galaxy is under control of a force field, created by the evil 'old empire,' that erases our memory after death so that we are reborn with no knowledge. Apparently this old empire doesn't value free thinkers, scientists, inventors, etc and banishes them to earth. Along with their civilizations murderers, rapists, etc. We humans must work to find these force field generators and destroy them to free ourselves. Also the old empire has or had a base underground on mars.

google "alien interview" and read the PDF. It's "interesting" lol

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