I think that if your employer intercepts and decrypts your bank traffic without prior approval from your bank, they are committing a U.S. felony.

also true for the demo

pretty sure he anticipated the delivigne/rodriguez thing.

Willie Lohman, is that you?

For these particular demos he implemented a "solvemyproblem" function elsewhere. Not, however, for an infinite variety of closely related problems of similar practical import.

amen

No, he reimplemented Common Lisp with a Mathematica syntax reader.

jealous much?

You see, the Tesla is not only a dangerous incindiary monster, but it is a stealthy and vindictive one. It waits until you go to bed, and if you forgot to plug it in, it gets really peeved, combines all the little laser projectors into one beam, bounces it off the driving mirrors, and spews a beam of flaming destruction out the front window, to start your house on fire!

Who ignited it?

Nice reputation for extreme safety you've got there, Mr. Musk. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Not if the deal came with speech restrictions.

The scam goes like this: Start your Tesla on fire. Hold out for 5x the price of the car. If they decline, take it to the press and sue.

Your notion of a "real problem" is, quite frankly, a far worse problem.

I would point out that you can be put in a federal prison if you don't obey the waitress on an airplane.

I hope they ban you from opening your mouth in public. E-mail and texting should handle it.