Donating is not the same as paying taxes...

Bennett Haselton had another submission on Slashdot.

You'll be blown away by what happened next!

Presumably the taller models costs more due to the extra material involved. Shouldn't the price also therefore be varied by waste size? A 6 inch figure of a super model will use a lot less plastic than a 6 inch figurine of my manly figure.

The people that go to them don't expect much and hence are rarely disappointed Tell that to the people who bought tickets for "Howard the Duck".

"Go fuck yourself", he hinted.

... I still have my stockpile of Tamiflu from the last viral epidemic.

Who could miss the symbolism of 10,000 pigeons shitting on the citizens gathered in the square.

This is Tricia Takanawa reporting from the opening night of "Tetris:The Movie". I am standing outside the cinema and there are lines and lines of people waiting to get in... Oh, wait, They all disappeared."

Microsoft found that the J, K, W, X and Y keys were rarely utilised by Italian users and so has replaced those characters in the Italian version of the operating system with Unicode characters representing hand gestures. The Italian keyboards are also more compact. "It really wasn't worth supporting them when they are only used 0.1% of the time", said a Microsoft spokesperson.

Does the surface contract point of the prosthetic also mean that he can jump from closer to the line than somebody with a normal footprint?

Where is all that water going?

www.golfarizona.com/courses/

"Few would dispute that Arizona, with golf-rich cities such as Scottsdale and Phoenix is one of the world's premier golf destinations. Arizona's golf courses are as diverse and spectacular as its landscape. Across the state there are more than 300 courses, From traditional links-style layouts to target courses, Arizona possesses an obscene number of courses to challenge your skills and provide you with some unbeatable vacation leisure."

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It doesn't help that legitimate companies that should know better do the same. I recently got a survey from PayPal, but rathet than going through their verified site at www.paypal.com, the links in the email directed only to www.paypal-survey.com. It looked like a classic phishing scam but was apparently a legitimate survey request.

If 12,.500 layoffs are at Nokia, then weren't most of these jobs overseas anyway, from a US viewpoint?

A suspected security mole was today apprehended with 5 reams of carbon copy paper...

"The world record for continuous application availability may be held by the Irish National Railway, which is said to have logged an unbroken 17 years running on OpenVMS version 3.2." I'd say the guys that wrote such a stable system must be pretty good programmers.