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   don't bury me if I should die
   I don't want my bones to lie
   six feet under - six feet down
   covered by unfeeling ground
   please don't leave me here alone
   with nothing but a cold, hard stone
   a name, two dates and nothing more
   don't leave me for the worms to gnaw
   instead
   peel off my useless skin
   and expose the meat that lies within
   chop me, slice me, mince and dice me
   mix me with those herbs and spices
   turn me into sausages
   and invite my friends round for the feast
   lay me down on smoking Teflon
   hear me sizzle as I fry
   make my headstone mashed potato
   warm and fluffy, piled up high
   smother me in steaming gravy
   let onions be my funeral wreath
   give the mourners knives and forks
   and tell the priest to cry "let's eat!"
   so succulent!
   such tender Tim!
   I never knew he had such taste!
   and he made so many sausages
   let's have some more - a shame to waste
   eat heartily my faithful friends
   for this is how I want to end
   don't bury me if I should die
   if there's a heaven - let me fry!

I actually thought about that. However, there are very few cost effective methods of waterproofing paper that work

Tetrapacks seem to work quite well at keeping liquids in for a reasonable cost. If it can keep liquid in, it can surely keep liquid out too.

exam data shows...

18 percent of the students who took the exam ...

some states where not a single member of one of these groups took the test last year ...

etc., etc. if you're wondering what the hell test is being talked about, you'll need to check the actual article to find it's the Advanced Placement computer science exam.

You know, some of us remember driving cars that didn't have airbags, antilock brakes, traction control, rear view cameras, auto felch, auto transmission, etc.

Some of us remember, but there would be even more of us to remember if cars back then had had those safety features... well, except the auto felch maybe..

to avoid F***book.

FISABook?

The Netherlands has a large area of greenhouses to produce tomatoes and peppers (and a lot more).

The trouble with greenhouse-grown produce from the Netherlands is that the taste of the vegetables are a pale imitation of what they should taste like.For instance, Dutch tomatoes are watery and bland compared to garden grown tomatoes. Maybe it's because they are picked too green so locally growing could help?

Best to make sure you actually have the criminal...