A quick call to google's helpdesk is all that's needed to stop the car in an emergency.

Ahh, new logo for the team shirts!!

There are a lot of chairs to throw in an NBA stadium..

Just sayin.

A Canadian here. Agreed, we were taught the same thing in school.

And NAFTA, the North American Free Trade Agreement, involves Canada, US and Mexico.

I heard they're replacing Jar Jar with Olaf the Snowman.

Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside!

And some of those mobile phones end up in toilets .. and the user says the phone stopped working and possibly has "water damage", while not mentioning that whole toilet incident...

Not that I'm speaking from experience..

We are in a constant state of emergency due to the war on terror.

Slashdot Stops Honoring 'No Beta' Settings.

There's a headline for ya..

I'm more concerned that he thinks ownership of a house is proven with a key.

Yep, this has been true of every web service I've been involved with, all the way back to the BBS days. 90% of users are consumers and only about 10% actually contribute anything. Twitters numbers look pretty good, actually.

Sure you can teach a coal miner to code. For example:

A variable is like a bucket. A bucket that can hold different types of coal. You can glue several buckets together to hold several pieces of coal, this is called an array of buckets. Just remember the first bucket is called bucket number zero.

Of course not all coal miners will want to be coders,
  but why can't you teach a coal miner to code?

I don't know why, but as I read that, I heard it in my head as a country song. You may have a hidden talent!

Ugh... premature optimization, the root of all evil.

That's what she said.

Seconded! Thanks for taking the time for the detailed replies!