Please tell me that is a typo and not something I have to look up on Urban Dictionary?

Exactly. Like the rare materials needed to build these reactors.

If it was supposed to burn up in the atmosphere but instead crashed into a heavily populated city, ruining it for all time, then Congress would be a good name.

So that whole movie was just an around about way to get or cultists to unknowingly summon Mighty Cthulhu? I all makes sense now.

I'm sure syfy could make a weekly (or should that be weakly?) movie about it.

Maybe HPL should have started his stories out with a variation of the standard crime re-enactment disclaimer: "Some names and places have been changed to protect the sane."

We have so many laws I wouldn't be surprised if most crime was actually *accidental*.

"I'm sorry, your honor, I had no idea that was illegal." should be a valid defense against some laws these days.

I still don't believe the Earth is flat. But I agree with the rest of your statement.

Then the psych wards would be filled with the aftermath of your passing, so it really is a catch-22.

Maybe they meant shitty because they don't throw them out on the first strike?

I have the opposite problem with my post office. The address can be spelled perfectly but it might end up at my neighbor's house. I know this because it happens so frequently we all have to play nice or we'd all be missing bills, letters from friends, etc. When it gets really bad one or more of us will jump through the hoops to complain to the post office and it will get better for a while, and then slide right back to where it is now.

You can either know the exact equation or it's exact location on the internet, but the Uncertainty principle clearly says you can't know both at the same time. We obviously know which he chose now.

I propose we call this new data method Data Neutral Assembly.

Storks that got lost?

As long as my plan gets funded, too, I'd be okay with it. It goes something like this, "As soon as you plan to build a device that would inhibit the basic Civil liberties of anyone anywhere (Right to Trial, Freedom to Gather, etc) you will be vaporized by a lightning bolt and entombed in in the Earth for all eternity."