I need to get out more.
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Busy signal. Between answering machines and call waiting you almost never hear a busy signal. Any you never hear the trunk-line rapid busy signal at all anymore.
I figured it might be, but I am constantly amazed at the people that think the game involves all luck and no skill. I have been playing hold-em for many decades and still consider myself to be a slightly above average player. Your tongue in cheek advice is actually a good plan for beginners. Only play good hands and fold when a flop misses you. You will lose, but not as badly as you would if you tried to be creative. Hopefully playing this strategy would let you learn as cheaply as possible.
Not that simple. A good player will win with the worst hand at times. A good player will also sometimes fold with the best hand due to uncertainty and risk management. Good players sometimes fold to a bluff for perfectly good reasons. They also sometimes bluff and lose. But, the good player will learn from these decisions so that they make better decisions next time. You never know what your opponent holds, but you try to understand their strategy over time to exploit their play.
Try actually playing the game, preferably against a highly skilled player. You might just discover that it is a lot more complicated than you think it is. Sharing cards is one of the things that allows skilled players to excel. BTW, there are no wild cards in hold'em.
Seriously, play the game and see for yourself. I would love to have such a clueless opponent.
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