When Safari had starter plans for (IIRC) $10/mo I was right into it. Now it's just too expensive.

Worked for Apple.

No wait, Apple's strategy is 'don't let anyone else put their eggs in your basket'.

Or maybe, 'keep all your eggs in an unadorned platinum fruit bowl protected by a gorilla glass display case in the Smithsonian'.

I'm impressed how neatly you covered special cases like turkey airfreight and turkey jetpacks.

In other news, I once saw a peacock fly ten metres straight up and perch in a tree when confronted by a boisterous dog. Didn't expect that.

And also for morning sun, bedrooms should face east, rather than west as in the Southern Hemisphere.

Had you going for a second?

So how am I gonna keep the neighborhood dogs from pooping on my lawn, dagnabbit?

Getting into semantic subtleties here... if you've got a huge DRAM-based disk (that is, an SSD with DRAM instead of flash), that for whatever reason couldn't donate its capacity as system memory, then that's a superb place to put a page file.

But then, it wouldn't be a RAM disk. A RAM disk lives in system memory.

No, a fallacy is only a No True Scotsman fallacy if the reasoning includes the words 'No True Scotsman'.

Can't see any of those around here.

Oh wait...

Thanks, that needed to be said. My attempt at satire fell a bit flat.

Agreed, browser cache on a RAM disk *might* be a net win, but if so, consider simply turning off the browser disk cache and/or getting a better browser.

Swap files and browser cache are noted for wearing down SSDs, and don't need to survive a power cycle. I'm definitely going to shift mine to a RAM disk.

Am I succeeding?

Too easy. It's called the Y chromosome.

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That's somewhat similar to my TypeMatrix, but also a bit different. I'd like to try one.

My experience of the TypeMatrix is generally very positive. However, I find the placement of the '5' and '6' keys to be just too different from a standard keyboard, which made for a steep learning curve and ongoing difficulties switching between TypeMatrix (for my desktop) and regular (for my laptop).

Thanks, also came here to suggest an alias for 'ls -l', since that's the worst of the dvorak pinky workouts I've experienced.

On the cut/copy/paste front, I have a numeric keypad positioned on the left of my keyboard, with those commands mapped to 4/5/6, plus a heap of other commands besides. This makes mousing a two-handed activity, just as Doug Engelbart intended.

If John Travolta wears one when he's piloting his Boeing, then I'm buying.