is ready for a battle with the Swine flu virus. Each of my white blood cell, are equipped with a sword and shield. When they attack, they say LETS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuck @ ati cards, as their drivers are horrible and unstable. I have been using Nvidia cards for a long time and have not experienced any issues. So, who cares if it beats the 9800gt. It's still an ati card and I would wipe that card on my ass.!

Deathclock.com tells me I will live up to 74 years old. It says: Your last day is Sunday, February 19, 2062. I have 1,666,778,070 Seconds left to live. Sigh, I will be an old bastard.

My laptop is connected to a generator on the hamster's wheel. So when he is exercising, I get power.

You mean IBM is buying the Sun in outer space? What a hot buy.

Do I see something wrong in this sentence? "buying a cheap 17-inch HP laptop instead of a $,2800 MacBook Pro, has unleashed the whole 'Are Macs Expensive?' debate again." Look again slashdot editor. $,2800???? It is supposed to be $2,800 you insensitive clod. Wow first time I ever seen this. Im surprised no one noticed it lol.

I am using MS-DOS you insensitive clod. Therefore, I cant even move a damn icon.

marijuana is a hell of a drug

It probably belonged to the wallet and not to that human adult. Thats why when you place you wallet in your rear pocket and sit on it, it hurts because the wallet has teeth.

Here in Rhode Island, those white lines you call them on the road are invisible lines now. Workers do not repaint them anymore it seems.

AVG Antivirus... In case he gets a cold.

Headshot, Double kill, triple kill, unstoppable, god-like..

My goodness gracious man, go wash your filthy mouth with soap and water.

LOL (laughing out loud)

They really kicked the llamas ass!