Comment Why Does The Black One Cost Most? (Score 1) 529
I can't spend that much, but it goes with my wife's white dress...
Comment Re:Not sure I want a dog sniffing my private parts (Score 1) 97
Then again, it is cold up here in Canada.
Don't worry! There are humans BEGGING for this training!
Comment Re:A Fantastic target for state-sponsored hackers! (Score 3, Funny) 107
General Jack D. Ripper :
Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake :
No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper :
He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Comment Re:No (Score 0) 734
Only Israelis are allowed to keep original citizenship, all others forswear loyalty to foreign "prince, power or potentate".
Now, WHY is that?
Comment Re:Yes. What do you lose? But talk to lawyer first (Score 1, Funny) 734
Once you renounce citizenship, I don't think the united states will let you back in, I'm not entirely sure but I believe that is the case.
It's like prison, that way. You have to commit the crime again and be re-convicted, to be admitted back to the circle of convicts.
Comment Why Force Your Children to Live in the Past? (Score -1, Flamebait) 734
US History is the only relevant topic, concerning that failed state.
Comment I Know It's Not Possible (Score 1) 1
But I'd still be nervous, near the nozzle like that.
Comment Re:Obligatory (Score 1) 95
I LOVE your similitude! I'm using it everywhere, from now on.
"Cheerios? Man, that is the "Thomas Kincade" of breakfast cereals."
Comment HEADLINE: IKEA MAKES ELECTRIC CHAIR (Score 2, Funny) 95
Alabama and Oklahoma have orgasm.
Comment Re:Let's Get Real You Stupid Humans (Score 2) 71
Just wait til Bill Gates begins twiddling with these mosquitoes at the genetic level - as threatened. What could possibly go wrong, for the Sorcerer's Apprentice?
Comment It Also Works to Describe Examples of Fascist Prop (Score 1) 23
"Dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal"
"Beacon of freedom and promoter of democracy"
"Greatest nation on earth"
"Home of Free"
"Highest standard of living in the world"
"Best health care system ever"
"Dedicated to rule of law as determined by the will of the people with regard for the defense of the minority"
"Capital is the best expression of democracy at work"
The hits keep coming for the Homeland.
Comment Re:Comes with DRM (Score 1) 76
"I know! Let's compete with a non-product, technology PoC that has no proven market, PLUS a high-degree of resistance and hostility by prospective customers!"
"That's why you're the boss, J.T. and why you make the big dollars."
Comment Same Old Song (Score 1) 11
With a different meaning since you been gone...
Comment Re:Relevant Python (Score 1) 5
Stuck in Rutland Weekend Television.
Journal Journal: After Several Months Not Bothering 5
I visit a few threads here, on reasonable topics - like Barrett Brown case, etc.
The level of discourse has really troughed. It's like "conversation" between the Dufflepuds..
It's not worth even trolling these people. There isn't enough signal-to-noise for this to even register.
