Jeremiah Cornelius - Slashdot User

Comment Krauthamer? A No Talent Rodeo Clown? (Score 1) 25

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Wednesday April 16, 2014 @11:15AM (#46768019) Attached to: "We are actively evaluating. That's as distinct from passively evaluating."

Easily the nicest thing I could say about him.

Comment Re:Open source was never safer (Score 3, Interesting) 582

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Tuesday April 15, 2014 @05:51PM (#46761423) Attached to: How Does Heartbleed Alter the 'Open Source Is Safer' Discussion?

Closed source is not inherently safer. Raymond's proposition is theoretically sound, however in actual practice, the NSA has "many eyes"...

Comment Re:The NSA is becoming a new God for "True Believe (Score 1) 171

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Tuesday April 15, 2014 @04:41PM (#46760773) Attached to: Snowden Used the Linux Distro Designed For Internet Anonymity

Turn on your Heartbleed,
Let it shine, wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For the NSA to see...

Comment Re:How do you do your taxes? (Score 2) 386

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Tuesday April 15, 2014 @12:19PM (#46757707) Attached to: Slashdot Asks: How Do You Pay Your Taxes?

I just mail the IRS the lifeless bodies of my children...

Comment Re:LOLOLOL (Score 2) 165

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Monday April 14, 2014 @02:47PM (#46749807) Attached to: Reviving a Commodore 64 Computer Using a Raspberry Pi

I am still getting my PDP 11/70 ported to Raspberry Pi. RT11 and RSTS.

Comment Re:Black Holes Swallowing Stars (Score 1, Funny) 31

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Monday April 14, 2014 @01:43PM (#46749251) Attached to: Using Supercomputers To Predict Signs of Black Holes Swallowing Stars

So, like Kim Kardashian giving Kris Humphries a blowjob?

This is SO WRONG!

It's more like Hugh Grant and Divine Brown.

Comment The Best Way To View The Blood Moon (Score 1) 146

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Monday April 14, 2014 @12:48PM (#46748633) Attached to: The Best Way To Watch the "Blood Moon" Tonight

Is in TV, or YouTube, on a big LCD.

The out-of-doors is alright for some chaps. That's why we allow them to be game preserve wardens, and North Sea rig crews.

Comment Re:fixing the parent posting (Score 1) 311

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Monday April 14, 2014 @12:45PM (#46748601) Attached to: Mathematicians Use Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun To Calculate Pi

Let's consult the NIST algorithm, shall we? ;-)

Journal Journal: So, If The Supremes Say Money is Speech? 3

Journal by Jeremiah Cornelius on Monday April 14, 2014 @12:44PM

You'd have to consider that the Constitution guarantees the right to free speech and wonder about transitive principles - where's the free money?

And if the US Government can confiscate money as taxes, aren't they suppressing free speech rights?

Comment Re:fixing the parent posting (Score 5, Funny) 311

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Monday April 14, 2014 @10:54AM (#46747465) Attached to: Mathematicians Use Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun To Calculate Pi

They would only need confidence in the random distribution of holes in the target.

Goddamn mathematician wasting precious ammunition to have a statistics wank-fest after MY goddamn zombie apocalypse?

I'd put a random distribution of holes in his worthless head!

Comment Meet me at Molotov's! (Score 1) 167

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Sunday April 13, 2014 @04:34PM (#46742115) Attached to: Anyone Can Buy Google Glass April 15

I'm sure you'll have something interesting, worth recording!

Comment Re:It's not a bug (Score 1) 149

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Friday April 11, 2014 @05:53PM (#46729713) Attached to: NSA Allegedly Exploited Heartbleed

I think that NSA has good coverage and analysis tools. They probably knew of Heartbleed, and they probably know of dozens more flaws like this.

I will be glad, when they cease to exist.

Comment Re:Beta Sucks (Score 1) 65

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Friday April 11, 2014 @05:49PM (#46729683) Attached to: 3D Display Uses Misted Water

Thames Valley? Hardly a desert, m'boy! Except culturally. Norman churches. That's still the talk of the town!

Comment Re:Frosty (Score 0) 101

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Friday April 11, 2014 @05:47PM (#46729671) Attached to: Phil Shapiro says 20,000 Teachers Should Unite to Spread Chromebooks (Video)

"Google for your 'one ring'! Get your 'one ring' here at Google!"

Comment Re:Perhaps... (Score 1) 270

by Jeremiah Cornelius on Friday April 11, 2014 @03:50PM (#46728653) Attached to: The New 'One Microsoft' Is Finally Poised For the Future

One turd, not several. Wow. :-)

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