OP: "off the shelf" (Score 4, Insightful)

See, the problem with responses like this is that they ignore the request of the original poster, and, while being valid instructions for a home-built, it is only a good solution if the time of the OP has zero value. Your instructions involve eight steps: Order (multiple) parts, wait for delivery, assemble, learn how and then install OS, learn now and install three other packages. The OP is looking for three steps: Order one thing, wait for delivery, plug in and use.

Your post has value to the DIY crowd, certainly. But for someone looking for a product recommendation, it totally missed the boat.