Is anyone other than The effing Sun reporting this?

Or, just go with what you want, you have a choice: fast, good, cheap. Pick two.

Or, San effing Diego! I'd be a penguin in captivity any day.

Burned. Bummer.

I think many people miss the point of the OP. This teacher wishes to give his/her students the maximum amount of exposure to the material. Verbally with lecture, visually with preprinted notes, and tactically with the, hopefully recommended, practice practice practice of the material. OP might have neglected to say this in the post, but that's the accepted practice of teaching these days. And if OP is not doing this, then OP should start immediately before I start having the same complaints.

I was so excited for a new version of the copyrighted brine shrimp. Imagine my disappointment when I click to view TFA. *sigh*

I always think people are making some crazy reference to quantum electrodynamics when they don't specify Q.E.D. and instead just put QED. Very confusing. Sorry. Oh, and I think we should start our proofs with 'if' statements and end them with 'then' statements, but that might just be me being a jerk.

Too late, in the hands of the enemy already: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569218,00.html

This is exactly why I never buy anything that is not previously labeled with a price. I will negotiate but not if I have to contemplate a starting value myself.

Yes.

And then you got a blue screen of death just prior to world domination. Am I right? Folks? I'm sure I wasn't the only heartbroken Civ player here.

God, I love Oregon Trail.

I, for one, chose to largely skip this generation of consoles. So, if the industry wants my dollars they better get that new generation in production.