The report is almost useless because it has compared the latest stable and dev releases of IE with versions of Firefox and Chrome that are years old.

To use a car analogy, it is comparing the safety features of a '10 Chev Corvette and a 1970 Chev BelAir. I would be embarrassed if the company I worked for released such a report.

It's always a shame when the law gets in the way of science. If it didn't, I would probably have six testicles by now due to cloning.

I make millions from suing college students who copy my "Hello World" code!

"COBOL Celebrates 50 Years"

Should read:

"COBOL Bemoans 50 Years"