My god, a man talking sense rather than rushing off into wacky techno solutions...
For my 2p's worth I'd ask what's wrong with a £50 laptop off eBay with wireless, and then plug the line out into either some small & cheap PC speakers, or a reasonable amp & speaker combo depending on the required volume / quality.
If they can laser etch messages then the next step is using it to remove blemishes, enhance the appearance, and effectively "photoshop" food to make it appear more photogenic.
Then again, am I the only one who thinks this could be the next step in tattoo art - never mind some hairy goth with a needle, give me a CNC laser that can print my choice of design onto my arm at 1200dpi and I might consider it.
I'm in the UK so have enough police state bollocks to worry about locally.
Having worked for an ex-public-now-privatised company in the UK I can confirm that privatising things which are public services is a really bad idea - no-one can really afford to duplicate the infrastructure (for example, lay a complete new rail network to compete with the existing one) so there is always a bottleneck with whoever owns that. Splitting it up would cause chaos, so instead you get agreed pricing from the regulator which then means everyone is just going to end up at roughly the same price anyway.
On the public transport issue, I could buy & run a Range Rover for less money per year than commuting by public transport, and my commuting times would be about 1/4 of what it would take by bus & train. That's including the fact I live on a main bus route and only ~5 miles from the nearest train station. When my lodger's car broke down he got the bus to work (15 miles) it took him nearly two hours on a good day. It takes him 30 minutes in his car or 20 on his motorbike and costs a lot less too. In what world does that add up?
There is a balance between leaving it on 100% of the time and switching everything on and off every time you walk from your desk to the coffee machine and back.
Guess how many they've done so far...
Of course, if you read their website now the original goalposts have been burned and some new ones installed much further apart and in a different place on the pitch: http://www.btplc.com/21CN/Theroadto21CN/Keymilestones/Keymilestones.htm
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.