Could we find a position for Paul at Oracle?

Bold number 6 as well. From the original emails as well as emails from earlier SNAFU recorded on http://www.natesnetwork.com/Poor-customer-service, he seems to have troubles keeping to financial/shipping commitments.

Venn diagram should be more like this: 8
because the GP is the one and only person who eats at Cracker Barrel and wants to drive an electric car.

Let's also point out that before the colonist, there were expeditions that came to the Americas and returned to Europe with their evidence that it could support a colony. So... perhaps there should be a round-trip mission to Mars to survey how fucking hard it would be to live on that rock.

I don't know what's taught in US schools these days, but it was clear during my education that Christopher Columbus did not sail on the Mayflower and give grace during the first Thanksgiving.

While we're patenting things, we should patent the process of how to submit a patent. That way we can sue everybody applying for patents.

Clearly the liberals sent the moon back in time after creating it. JFK meant it was time to send techs to the moon and start up the spy circuits. It took 6 landings to fire everything up and fix all the broken hardware. Since then it has only had software upgrades. That's why Obama wants to go back to the moon, to provided it with much needed hardware upgrades.

6 cores to perform the Users' work.
2 cores to to watch it done.
and 1 unite them and to bind them in the dark.

nice... I like the red vs blue slip you put in there.

It depends on the state. Remarkably Indiana is reportedly doing pretty good. However states like California... they're fighting a war against the poor or something.

So, do they smell like french fries when they fly over like the converted volvos burning used fry oil?

What is unfortunate, Facebook might be willing to sell this data to 3rd parties without your consent... as your friends/coworkers/family have already consented to releasing the contact information for you. Even without Facebook selling it, it's only a data breach away from some the unscrupulous hands.

More likely you'll turn your phone into a rapid battery discharging device and space heater. Discharge fast enough it could be a fire starter... and with the right battery it could be rewired into a grenade.

I almost fit your ideal case: Linux at home, OSX at work (admin for VCD department at local university), and my wife is on OSX (iMac and a dell hackintosh). But I bump into windows occasionally... ie: user boots the iMac into Win7 to print to the large format printer, VM of XP64 on my linux box for various apps I hardly use (quicken), and Win7 on a computer hooked to my TV for DVDs/netflix/amazon/hulu/games. I know I could get the TV computer to work with linux but my wife would complain because she expects it to 'just work' all the time. Anyway, I don't really get to use that computer as it is dominated by my wife and daughter.

So, who was responsible for ensuring his head was preserved in a jar?