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No time to troll means no time spent looking at this horrible redesign. What drugs were they on when they came up with this, and where can I get some?
If only there were a journal spammer that could help me find a place to get a massage.
McChrystal is a liberal democrat who voted for Obama. To those who think the GOP will run McChrystal in 2012 - Have you even read the Rolling Stone Article or are you just being a partisan dumbass?
THIS STUPIDITY IS WHY YOU DESERVE IT WHEN I TROLL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
If you connect with some dude wanking off, make fun of his lack of endowment. In fact, you can tell him that the only reason he's doing that is because there's no chance at all he'd ever please a woman with such inadequate equipment. Eventually, he'll be shamed into hiding. Unless he doesn't speak English. Or he's Canadian like Captain Splendid, in which case he's so emasculated he's lucky to have a penis at all. Tell that guy to pull away, eh? Tim Hortons, eh?
If you connect with a celebrity, you're being trolled. Hell, it might even be me. One way to test is to intentionally talk about revolting things like necrophilia, an if Jessica Alba doesn't look disgusted, it ain't really her. Don't be a dumbass and fall for such an easy troll.
This has been a public pubic service announcement from your pal Red.
Where there's a will, there's a relative.