I find it mildly amusing that my nick name for Captain Splenda, the low calorie troll substitute, is catching on. I think CS would be amused, too.

He's good people. And a dumbass, naturally.

you fag
ZOMG HATE SPEECH
i so offended effendi.

Sucralose is Splenda, and it's in everything. It's no big deal, either, and is probably not as bad for you as high fructose corn syrup.

gives out a product made in an illegal settlement -- OK, that's bullshit right there. For literally ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY land conquered in a war is owned by the victors. Israel didn't start the 6 day war, but they sure as hell won it.

You certainly hate the Arabs that are citizens of Israel.

I've noticed when I post he stops. This trend has been occurring since Thursday or Friday of last week.

Note: I'm not complaining.

Most of the people I troll / trolled I actually kind of like, but every rule has an exception.

Anti-semite!

Close, but they'd be more interested in kidnapped boys.

That's not the only thing Obama's in the closet about...

Or, what do Rahm Emmanuel, Kal Penn, and Reggie Love all have in common?

Let's see: Smitty posts a JE - check.
OCD Boy posts mutliple times - check.

Only way for this morning to get any better is for d_r to complain simultaneously (again) that smitty's journal is public and that I post in d_r's (also public) journal.

Cognitive dissonance. It's what's for Breakfast.

You're qualified to be put in charge of anything?

A dumbass like you in charge is why the software sucks bro.

You're still going over here?

My God, man -- you're like retard strong when it comes to posting inane arguments that no one has been reading for the last 50 posts or so.

So cool you are.

In fact, You're the coolest of them all.* ** *** ****

* and by all I still mean all your sockpuppet accounts.
** but not really cool
*** I mean, you're still a dickhole
**** But you knew that and delight in that fact.

You're the coolest of them all.* ** *** ****

* and by all I still mean all your sockpuppet accounts.
** but not really cool
*** I mean, you're still a dickhole
**** But you knew that and delight in that fact.

PGAdmin3 is the Thomas the Tank Engine of Database Management -- it's simple, and ultimately a really useful engine.

That is even a pitiful example of half-assed trolling coming from you.

FREEZE, DUMBASS! This is the grammar police! You are under arrest for bludgeoning the English language.

The word "even" does not make sense in the context of that sentence. You should have written:

That post is a pitiful example of half-assed trolling coming from you.

Of course, that statement would make you a horrible liar (kiss me, pudge!), so I'm sure that what you meant to type was actually:

That post was an amazing example of trolling. Truly, men consider you a legend and women grow weak in the knees at the sight of your dashing visage. If only I, or any of my numerous sock puppet accounts, were as amazing as the one and only Red, I might not be a penis virgin anymore since I have been the bottom for numerous anonymous men.

To which I would respond, "Gee, thanks d_r. Snitty is right, you ARE the coolest of them all.*"

* by all I mean all your sockpuppet accounts.