those who "aren't hard-core Darwinists" (a euphemism for "intelligent design", I take it?) by necessity have to reject science as a methodology in order to maintain their beliefs
Just plain wrong.
Intelligent design does not rule out evolution. It just suggests something more than mere chance affecting mutations between generations.
There's no established science that needs to be rejected to maintain this as a belief.
Now, if you add RAM, a real monitor, a keyboard and a mouse, with good enough offline tools, maybe. But that ain't a tablet anymore, it's a PC.
And then, the question becomes: if you're anyway dealing with a PC, who would prefer it running iOS?
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