I can only afford a lambo. :( sad face

How quaint!

Cuba's not really that tiny.

Yeah, it was originally an attempt by Fox EG to compete with Stephen Colbert and The Colbert Report.

Why didn't they use the name everyone would recognize? Windows file sharing.

Gene Ray, is that you?

Lots of people prefer to ignore that the world's root DNS servers are controlled by US companies, who invented the Internet and DNS...

Boom Bitch!

Fiber Dojos in Japan and Fiber Taco Stands in Mexico and Fiber Curling Centers in Canada, oh my!

Good thing I have 128 GB of ram.

It'd be fucking great if old Mark decided to instead ship some stable, mature software once.

I'm fucking sick of Ubuntu Unity freezing, locking up or getting stuck (lol you're stuck between workspaces and can't do anything about it but reboot or bounce Xorg!)

Ralph Baer

There I was back in the wild again.
I felt right at home, where I be-long.
I had the feeling, coming over me again.
Just like it happened so many times be-fore. eh.
The Spirit of the Codes is like an old good friend.
Makes me feel warm and good in-side.
I knew his name and it was good to see him again.
Cause in the wind he's still a-live.
Oh Ralph Baer
Walk with me down the codetrails again.
Take me back, back where I be-long.
Ralph Baer
I'm glad to have you at my side my friend
And I'll join you in the bug hunt before too long
Before too long.
It was kinda dark, another misty dusk
It came from a tangle down be-low.
I tried to re-mem-ber everything you taught me so well.
I had to de-cide which way to go.
Was I a-lone or in a gamer's dream.
Cause the moment of truth was here and now.
I felt his touch I felt his guiding hand.
The game was mine forever more!!
Oh Ralph Baer
Walk with me down the codetrails again.
Take me back, back where I be-long.
Ralph Baer
I'm glad to have you at my side my friend
And I'll join you in the bug hunt before too long
Before too long.
We're not alone when we're in the great outdoors
We got his spirit We got his soul
He will guide our steps and our breakpoints home
The restless spirit still roams
Oh Ralph Baer
Walk with me down the codetrails again.
Take me back, back where I be-long.
Ralph Baer
I'm glad to have you at my side my friend
And I'll join you in the bug hunt before too long
Before too long.

Damn Koopa and his GOP connections.

Aren't misdemeanors less serious than felonies?

Pff I could do it in 10 parsecs.