Cops like donuts, not russian mobster hackers.

The links do NOTHING.

Or someone will figure out how to hit the brown note, which will make multiplayer griefing much more interesting.

Wow nice, aryeh some kind of internet detective?

Yeah boooo canonical for having commercial aims with Linux.

But GOOOOO RHEL and SUSE for being total open source hippies who hate money!

Yeah slashbot, yeah!

It'd be funny if a bearded man in white robes showed up in the sky and said "Wait! Before you turn if off I want to take a picture of Norway for posterity!"

Android applications work just like desktop, it's not like chromebook at all.

You install apk files (which are analogous to deb, rpm, exe, msi, etc) and they run on your computer. They aren't web sites, even though they can connect to web services. Obviously the form factor is different, but Android is more like a desktop system than Chromebooks are.

I have yet to meet someone who wants a Chromebook.

Why hasn't Google given Microsoft the coup de grace and actively developed some desktop/laptop distro ala Chromebook but without the stupid "web only" focus?

If that had built a Chromebook that wasn't built on a stupid fucking premise they'd already own the market and Microsoft would be carved up ready for sale to Mitt Romney's friends.

Pff you dont get it.

Microsoft will be going all the way to 200 MS with this amazing new technology!

Your move Apple and Google.

Oh I think people have been forking the middle east for quite some time.

This is a company who's product stack is written in PHP.

It was so ahead of it's time:

http://research.microsoft.com/...

Shakespearian touch interface already included baby.

Huzzah, finally I'll be able to run Office 97 on my Android Phone.

I think Linus would reply with:

"Are you fucking high?"

Nuclear Information Security Inspector could be heard in the background saying "Doh!"