Intelligent bricks:
brick1: Man, look at that brick chick just out of the kiln.. she's hot! I have a hard-on
brick2: Stop hitting on her!
brick1: Look, I'll just fly-over and tell her that I had to lay upon her... I'm smooth like that.
brick2: Dude, don't be all hot and heavy... you'll be stone-walled.
brick1: You can't break my resolve (flies away).
brick2: Sigh.