I had hard time with Amarok 2.0 too, but it was still much better than anything else. And then, Spotify came.

Well, i live in Oulu, Finland. Does that count as area where no one lives? .. and yes, this is stupid thing to discuss.

But that's still better than in most USA :)

I have DNA. You should get static IP-address for few euros.

I live in Finland and i had unlimited and non-restricted 10/10 Mbit/s connection first time in year 2001, sure we had slower DSL connections before that too. Cost was around 40e/month. Currenlty i have unlimited, non-restricted (yes, i can run servers if i like) 100/100 Mbit/s connection for 30e/month. I also have optic fiber cable in my 1975 build flat, but i currently have no use for that. I also have unlimited 3G mobile broadband (two actually) that cost's less than 10 euros/month they transfer around 2-6Mbit/s. What i have heard is that in US connection are capped, unreliable and slow. Maybe you should visit Europe someday.

WeTab comes with Meego by default, so answer is yes. It uses Intel ATOM, google for more.

WeTab / ExoPC as mentioned here before. 3G version is available.

I moved to openSUSE two years ago after official Kubuntu relaeases started to be so broken that you could not use bluetooth for example. openSUSE is very polished and i can recommend it. For servers and other similar systems i would choose Debian. Generally, issues i have had lately with Linux distributions are non-working graphics drivers. I have two laptops with Sandybridge and other keeps crashing X, other shows black screen from boot. Also laptops with two graphics cards are now causing big problems but tweaking with Bumblebee should help (until you upgrade...).

Ok, it looks like after 9 months problem actually got fixed with undocumented kernel option.

I got brand new Lenovo IdeaPad U160 with i3 about year ago. Tried Debian and openSuse, both had issues with intel graphics driver (black screen). There is bug report opened and some patches available, but i gave up after 6 months of trying. Full story here https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/linux/+bug/608907

Yeah, there is no story at all and nothing to see.

Well, we did have Voodoo GFX card's and some of them were named Blackmagic 3D.

Yes, it was common back in 80's to do some basic basic. Maybe HTML and JS could replace that now.

Yes.

Just tried it. It was free.