he's older than you; his memory's waning

i was ready to respond but my head hit the brakes and did a full reverse when it read Goldbloom Seriously? I think we deserve our /. editors

In other words, did you gain any screw-per-powers?

Doctor, he's fine. He still skims through Slashdot articles; you'd be better off checking his responses to ACs or goat.se links. Don't cut him loose on e-bay, not yet.

i think something will rip, but judging by the smell, it ain't no continuum

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Someone has to foot the bill, making tv shows and content is expensive.
 
Otherwise what? They're going to start shoving ads down our throats?

Oh, wait...

cram us in like the hold of a slave ship

I was waiting for one of the theme parks to have a ride like this one. Guess this will have to do!

well, in one incident, the guy wanted to use his laptop on the tray table. To prevent the passenger in front of him to recline too far (and damage his laptop) he put a knee defender, a gizmo that limits reclining the seat. That passenger got mad and things escalated, causing the pilot to divert his flight.

The gentleman in question had wanted to use his laptop to update his notes after a business trip, if I recall correctly. He put the gizmo called 'knee defender' so that the passenger wouldn't recline as he worked on his computer. He says he should have handled things differently; he was stunned when 1) the passenger actually poured water on him, splashing a bit on his laptop, and 2) that their plane was diverted over the incident. He also switched to an airline that didn't have reclining seats the rest of the trip

"Open the pod bay doors"
"HAI!"

Well, they were made in Japan...

Those damned satellite thieves are getting bolder every day.

I'll say. They pretend to wipe the windshield clean with their squeegees, next thing you'll notice, the bucket was filthy to begin with.

Right when we're on the verge of inventing cryosleep for interstellar space travel, come NASA's new wave of coffeemaker makers. No sleep for the wicked, and none for the shuttle pilot either.

good, because the use of we're raises some concern...

cut the cable. Very simple.
 
You remember what happened to Han (Solo)? Good luck surviving the carbonite freeze!