and replaced Linux with MS-Windows. Because at that point, they were no longer Netbooks, they were just crippled, slow, MS-Windows notebooks.

Yup, it was Windows CE all over again *shudders*

Warp Drive? It's only around the corner once you've reached Orbital Science See?

And the new slashdot would send an investigative reporter to the Belize holding cell and hear out the double's story, and come out with a book called False Positive The Story of McAfee's Escape

Sign me up!

Underground preferably...

"No, that's not our neighbor, that's got three legs."

"He must be compensating."

But the photographer had to show off his business card from Wired.com.

through stupidity and laziness

You left out VBscript.

Oh, wait...

Never even read the summary? It seems he accidentally the computer.

Did he use Ati or nvidia? And did he use binary blobs or open source drivers?

You want my Red Hat CDs? Not to use, but to dream of, at least.

Yeah but do they still say, I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by?

Whichever type you are, it seems to be a fixed attitude once a person reaches an age where their personality is stable - certainly by the time they pass puberty.

Dammit, I didn't hear the whooshing sound it made when it breezed by. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

When you absolutely, positively must get that message across, SMS is your friend. Thank you Matti, Cope and Hagen!

Of course it has to cost more. It's a luxury laptop, the best at what it can do. The first two letters of luxury are even the same as linux

Oh, wait...