did you try issuing the verbal command enhance?

This isn't the "duh" we're looking for...

A new troop song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5kMiYrWsXY for one thing

Westworld here we come...

Time to take the toga out of my closet...hmmm Break glass in case of emergency, global warming qualifies as an emergency doesn't it?

(Sound of glass shattering)

Here in the US some cans have coffee beans that you bring home to grind; the rest are coffee grounds ready for brewing. Refill packs can be bought in order to reuse the cans

(removes headphones) Huh? Did you just say something?

What do you CD warehouse? Start shipping them ASAP!

I would like to believe you, but half of the problems in the series Star Trek: TNG was blamed on plasma.

One theory is that the abominable snowman is Genghis Khan. They have never been seen together ever. Genghis Khan is immortal but to ensure his survival, he chooses to hide from humans including paparazzi. How did the creature become abominable anyway One is not born like that; it takes hard work.

and no link to Inga Und Helga: Swedish Chained Heat? Before the locations will be shut down.

Wait till they get fiber

I specifically told them NOT to put a floppy disk drive in there (although I wasn't really thinking of the Russians at the time).

Minimum Sheikh Royalty Prices?

This experiment has already been carried out in the Black Sea, and the results are not good.

Except for the jellyfish. For them, their clipboards say Results are excellent!

Put Snowden on this! STAT!