They don't play baseball.
They don't wear sweaters.
They're not good dancers.
They don't play drums.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Tell me a story. Or sing me a song. Entertain me.

They're everywhere. In the office. On the roads. In the stores.

So many idiots - I didn't know there were that many villages?

Trucks bring it.

Call a pet store and ask the owner if the macaws come with recipes.

I want a double cheese burger, onion rings and a large orange drink. (please)

I used to think that Windows is for people who don't really know how to use a computer. Someone showed me a Mac recently and it has changed my perspective. Windows is WRITTEN by people who really don't know how to use a computer.

Linux - it's not just for breakfast anymore.

American politics is about as much fun as a do-it-yourself root canal where someone has stolen the novacaine and left you with a rusty drill bit in its place.

This is an experiment. I have another account that I consider my main one but this one is for more clandestine functions.

Make no assumptions about what you find here because not is all as it seems.