Comment Re:Moat? Electric fence? (Score 1) 213
Or instead of water, use lava.
Sharks with frickin' laser beams!
No, use grizzly bears in a bear moat:
http://www.castle.ckrumlov.cz/...
Or instead of water, use lava.
Sharks with frickin' laser beams!
No, use grizzly bears in a bear moat:
http://www.castle.ckrumlov.cz/...
Why does it matter what his wife thinks? And if she truly did suspect he is crazy, wouldn't he divorced right about now and caring a lot less about the chip in his arm?
You didn't read the part where he put an NFC controlled chastity belt on her.
From a potato? I can't get the feed to stay running for more than a few seconds....
I thought we were running out of Helium reserves?
Are there not other available inert gases that work as well?
TWC has 2.2 million cable TV, Internet, and phone customers in 1,150 New York communities, and hundreds of them have called...
I'm thinking that's not going to impress the FTC.
The good news is that Comcast is planning on losing 3.9 million customers to ease the approval process. NY could be a large chunk of that:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
You forgot the part where lobbyists give them $10 million
18 million in 2013 : http://www.opensecrets.org/lob...
3 million so far in 2014: http://www.opensecrets.org/lob...
so 21 million.
Are there any holders for 7 inch tablets? My tablet has much better graphics and way more storage than my phone.
what the big deal if the router to the ISP is a measly 1.5mbps or 10mbps ? like you can download faster than your ISP can provide
The bottle neck is the up and download link to your ISP. They need to solve that problem.
Perhaps the 802.xx working group should work with the ISP to find that solution first.
Perhaps to stream the 4k or higher videos from your storage to your display device.
Outsource players to Indian H1B visa holders.
Force cross licensing with beer and food vendors.
Require ticket upgrades before you are admitted, no matter how much you paid.
Seasons will only be good in odd years.
Any televised games will require DirectX support.
Why would they include it? I've never seen someone use a BlueTooth device with a tablet, and I'm an iPad developer. Dropping something that no one uses is a great way to drop the price. I guess now your kind is going to whine about it not having an RS-232 port or Firewire. Neither of those are not used much any longer, so I don't understand why so many of you people bitch about an iPad not having them. The public just doesn't need serial ports or Firewire on their tablets no matter what you say.
Maybe using a ps3 or wiimote controller for MAME?
Don't listen to all these bitter pricks.
Execs know the job of IT is to maintain systems and to increase work-efficiency through collaborative technology.
Instead of being boring "yeah everything fine, piss off" announce internal initiatives and goals that even a commoner can understand. Talk about important milestones or stories of exceptional (and actual) personal achievement. If you track your hours, announce how many man-hours were placed into a particular project. Show me the numbers.
If you fall into that "we work hard" crying bullshit, fuck you. My cat works trying to get that god damn dot with no results. I want to see results that people OUTSIDE OF IT actually like. If you did something that took 5,000 hours and everything sucks and the users don't like it... why did you do it in the first place? That's when the inquisitions start.
And include metrics like hours/money saved by efforts, improvements to the corporate bottom line. Metrics about improved efficiency. Metrics showing things like help desk calls by technology. THEN you make the pretty graphs. You could work on some initiatives like providing dashboarding for anything THEY think is of value so they can just look at nice green and red buttons on a single screen.
I'd also like to suggest examining the users that have submitted the most (non value) Help Desk tickets to see if you can have them killed, umm I mean downsized.
Megaforce:
MPAA seems to disagree:
Kleeneness is next to Godelness.
