I want two or three mouse buttons.

If you click the touchpad with two fingers instead of one, you will get the "secondary click". Thats Apple's fancy name for a right click.

All that these so-called electric and fuel-cell vehicles do is shift the point source of the pollution and fuel consumption away from the vehicle and onto the electrical grid

That could be a good intermediate goal. Filtering the exhaust of a big carbon-using power plant can be much more effective, than filtering the exhaust of a lot of cars.