Comment Well, that's easy (Score 3, Interesting) 359
It failed because it was boring, shitty, and unnecessary, just like this article. Next question?
> His mother, Brenda Willson, says her son is innocent and does not smoke, drink or have tattoos. "He would never swat," she says.
With a mother as stupid as this, no wonder he's behaving like an asshole.
Remember kids: not having tattoos renders you incapable of committing a crime. Tattoos are satan's personal transport to your butthole, or however we're saying crime happens nowadays. What a retarded way to defend someone's character.
When the manuscript crossed his desk, Joshua Plotkin, a theoretical biologist at the University of Pennsylvania, was immediately intrigued.
Remind me again why I care about some dude's reaction.
Which gets me to thinking: with free electricity, wouldn't that be a great business opportunity, to build a cloud of servers in poorer Greeks' basements? Maybe that is the real plan behind the free electricity idea.
How the fuck did you even make that logical leap?
The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
